Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
So because I got upset you didn't answer I threw my phone in the garbage disposal last night
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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