literally had 100 drinks last night.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
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if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
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Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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