You're going to have to start masturbating with your left hand. Or with someone's vagina
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
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Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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