Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
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