So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
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