whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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