You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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