haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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