I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
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um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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