i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
FYI, if you pee in my bed (or even let R___ and E___ sleep in it), I will fart loudly during your wedding vows. Trust.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I think my moral compass just broke
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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