He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
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That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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