Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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