I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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