rhymes with "ouble enetration"
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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