would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
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