I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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