I'm really into asian looking animals
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
Yeah everywhere i go i feel like a 3rd or 5th or (2n+1)th wheel. That's right, i'm a mathematically depressed drunk.
Randomize
