I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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