Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
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time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
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I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
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Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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