How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
where are my eyebrows?
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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