It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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