There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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