Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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