Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
tequila makes me forget i have legs
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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