Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
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