I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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