: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
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