please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
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It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
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You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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