So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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