Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
We just shotgunned beers for America
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
He's a Shit stain on my heart
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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