think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
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while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
I love our strategizing... I wish we used the same passion for planning our lives and future that we use for planning our drunken escapades... We would both be doctors by now, I swear
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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