...so i touched it.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
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eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
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Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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