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I'm drive I can fine osifer
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
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He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
I'm having salsa con queso and a leftover half-drank/flat red bull for breakfast. Nothing you propose doing today would be a downgrade.
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I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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