did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
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