is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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