I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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