Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
Woke up to a bottle of gatorade and a packet of saltine crackers tied to underwear hanging from my ceiling fan, along with 3 advil stuck to a piece of duct tape and a note saying "have a happy hangover- <3 you/me"
Drunk you is pretty stunner.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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