at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
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And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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