i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
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