god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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