Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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