After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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