franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
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You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
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walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
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