so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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