I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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