I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
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i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
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usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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