Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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