Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
People in love make me want to vomit
your brother just told me that Guinness is the first book of the Bible...
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
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A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
I currently don't understand fingers.
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