Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I need moral support for this bender
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
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I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
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