Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Pappa wants mamma naked
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
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This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
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What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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