I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
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