my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
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