She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
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He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
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The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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