the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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